- me: *grabs remote from my grama*
- grama: *in spanish* HEY dont do that or you'll end up dropping it.
- me: NO i wont! i did it like this!
- her: *grabs phone threatening to throw it at me*
- me: HEY HEY HEY. stop it! i am NOT above beating an old woman!
“So what’re you doing for Valentine’s Day this year? Stay home and cry?” — One of my best friends, Arielle